Byline: James Mitchell, Canadian Expanse News Network
Canadian Expanse News Network (CENN) OverviewThe Canadian Expanse News Network (CENN) is the successor to the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, adapted to meet the demands of the 22nd and 23rd centuries. It was established in 2040 in the Ottawa System and has since become the premier news source for the Canadian Expanse. HistoryFounded as an evolution of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation... More (CENNCanadian Expanse News Network (CENN) OverviewThe Canadian Expanse News Network (CENN) is the successor to the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, adapted to meet the demands of the 22nd and 23rd centuries. It was established in 2040 in the Ottawa System and has since become the premier news source for the Canadian Expanse. HistoryFounded as an evolution of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation... More)
In a gripping turn of events, Chef Kian Scott
Kian Scott (born July 12, 2238) is a renowned gourmet chef, celebrated for his innovative cannabis-infused cuisine at Weedmonger's Suds, Buds, Bar and Grill. Born and raised on Vancouver Prime, in the Vancouver System of the Canadian Expanse, Scott has become a pivotal figure in the culinary world, merging traditional gourmet techniques with modern cannabis infusion. Early Life and Education... More, the celebrated culinary mastermind behind Henry Weedmonger’s Suds, Buds, Bar and Grill
Type: Restaurant Industry: Food and Beverage Founded: 2278 Founder: Henry Weedmonger Headquarters: Medicine Hat, Alberta Sector, Canadian Expanse Number of Locations: 12 (as of 2285) Specialty: Cannabis-infused gourmet cuisine Overview Henry Weedmonger's Suds, Buds, Bar and Grill is a pioneering restaurant chain in the Canadian Expanse, renowned for its innovative cannabis-infused dishes and relaxed, welcoming atmosphere. Established by culinary maestro... More, was rescued by the Royal Canadian Space Cavalry
The Royal Canadian Space Cavalry (RCSC), originally established as the Frontier Security Force (RSF) in 2074, serves as the primary law enforcement and defense force across the Canadian Expanse. Renamed to honor the traditions of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), the RCSC was formed in response to increasing piracy along key shipping routes and has evolved into a crucial... More (RCSC) in a high-stakes operation. The daring rescue was orchestrated by the crew of the Mandoleer’s Folly, led by the intrepid Captain Spacedawg Pauly
Birth Name: PaulyCurrent Alias: Spacedawg PaulySpecies: Human-Canine HybridDate of Birth: February 22, 1973Place of Birth: Washington, D.C., United States, Earth, Sol SystemOccupations: Former Chef, Brewer, Distiller, Garden Worker, Apprentice Cobbler; Current First Mate on the Mandoleer's Folly, Lieutenant in the Royal Canadian Space Cavalry (RCSC) Overview Spacedawg Pauly is a unique entity whose life story spans both Earth and the... More.
Chef Scott, known for his innovative cannabis-infused dishes, was kidnapped while exploring a market in search of Beeffruit
Beeffruit is a genetically modified perennial fruit developed by Expanse Enterprises' Genetic Engineering Division. It is designed to mimic the taste, texture, and nutritional profile of beef, providing a sustainable and plant-based alternative to animal meat. Beeffruit aims to address issues of hunger and poverty by offering an accessible and nutritious food source throughout the Canadian Expanse. Classification • Kingdom:... More, a genetically modified fruit known for its meat-like texture and taste. The chef’s absence sparked immediate concern, prompting Henry Weedmonger, the renowned restaurateur, to contact Captain Spacedawg for help.
Henry Weedmonger, visibly shaken, reported receiving a holographic ransom note demanding ten million loonies
The official currency of the Canadian Expanse Abbreviation: CEL Unit: Loon, Loonies Symbol: $ Banknotes: Commemorative banknotes in $5,10, 20, 50 and 100 denominations. Though they remain legal tender, the practice of using bills went out of fashion when the currency went digital. The Purse Card: A bank card that manages your money. All transactions, payroll and even taxes are... More in hard currency for the chef’s safe return. The Mandoleer’s Folly rendezvoused with Weedmonger in the Burnaby System
System Name: Burnaby System Sector: British Columbia Sector Number of Planets: 5 Notable Features: Advanced technological hubs, thriving cultural centers, strategic military outposts Primary Star(s): Burnaby Prime Astrophysical Characteristics Star Type(s): F-type main-sequence star (Yellow-White Dwarf) Age of the System: 4.8 billion years Distance from Earth: 345 light-years Habitability: One habitable planet (Burnaby Prime) Special Phenomena: Periodic solar flares that... More, where the rescue plan was set into motion.
The crew tracked the kidnappers to a luxury yacht stranded in a debris field. In a bold move, Captain Spacedawg infiltrated the yacht, neutralizing the kidnappers and rescuing the beaten and bloodied Chef Scott. The kidnappers, identified as Douglas Jenkins III and his associates, were revealed to be inexperienced but wealthy individuals who believed they could escape justice.
During the rescue, Spacedawg discovered that Jenkins had been cut off from his trust fund and had stolen his father’s yacht. Desperate for money, Jenkins had received a large cache of illegal drugs, which he attempted to sell independently. This reckless decision led to a hit being placed on Jenkins and threats against his friends.
In a virtual court hearing, the kidnappers were sentenced to prison, with Jenkins receiving the harshest penalty after his supposed friends turned on him. The swift and efficient rescue operation showcased the exceptional bravery and dedication of the Mandoleer’s Folly crew.
Chef Scott, now safe and recovering, expressed his profound gratitude to Captain Spacedawg and his crew. In a gesture of thanks, he treated the crew to a gourmet feast, lifting their spirits after the intense mission.
The crew of the Mandoleer’s Folly has once again proven their heroism, further solidifying their reputation as the most decorated crew in the Canadian Expanse. As they continue their journey, the Canadian Expanse remains in awe of their unwavering commitment to justice and safety.
